Thank you for supporting Jolley for Dog Catcher

I want to thank everyone who supported me in my run for Utah State Dog Catcher. My critics said it couldn’t be done, that there’s no such thing as a state dog catcher. You stuck with me anyway, and I’m grateful for that.Unfortunately, the critics were right. There is no such thing as a state dog catcher. So I’m going to spend some time re-reading the Utah Constitution and figuring out how to make our dogcatcher dream a reality.Thanks for the memories, America! (cue the Sarah McLachlan)

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Michael Jolley
Michael Jolley 29 posts

Michael has been active in Utah politics since 2009 and admits he still has a lot to learn. He lives in Provo with his wife Jessica and their two small children. Follow Michael on Twitter: @UTJolley

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